Your "Christian" Content is Pathetic. Let Me Fix It.

Their content has all the edge of a butter knife and the conversion power of a church potluck flyer.

Meanwhile, the enemy's content teams are pulling in millions of views with sophisticated psychological warfare designed to turn your audience against Christ.

And you're over here posting inspirational quotes with sunset backgrounds.

Here's the brutal truth: You're bringing a foam sword to a spiritual gunfight.

I Turn Biblical Convictions Into Content That Actually Converts

Remember my buddy Jake who spent two years ghostwriting for Satan's content team?

He showed me their playbooks. Their psychological triggers. Their conversion strategies.

Now I use those same weapons for the Kingdom.

The difference? While other "Christian" writers are tiptoeing around truth, I'm weaponizing it.

While they're trying not to offend, I'm building armies of conviction.

While they're begging for engagement, I'm creating disciples who'll fund your ministry for life.

What You Get When You Hire Me

THE PROPHET PACKAGE - $497/month

For ministries ready to stop playing church

What's Included:

• 4 long-form Substack posts per month that convert fence-sitters into tithing believers

• 2 email sequences designed to turn casual readers into committed supporters

• Content strategy based on actual spiritual warfare, not feel-good nonsense

• Biblical authority messaging that makes lukewarm Christians uncomfortable enough to change

Perfect for: Pastors and ministry leaders who want content that builds both Kingdom impact AND recurring revenue.

Pay Monthly - Prophet Package

THE WARRIOR PACKAGE - $997/month

For leaders ready to go nuclear on false teaching

Everything in Prophet Package PLUS:

• 8 additional social media posts per week across all platforms

• 1 viral thread per week designed to expose deception and drive subscribers

• Email list audit and optimization (most Christian ministries are leaving 70% of donations on the table)

• Personal strategy calls to align your message with maximum spiritual and financial impact

Perfect for: Christian influencers who want to compete with the enemy's content teams instead of getting steamrolled by them.

Pay Monthly - Warrior Package

THE APOSTLE PACKAGE - $1,997/month

For movements that will reshape Christianity

Everything in Warrior Package PLUS:

• Daily content across all platforms (because the enemy never rests)

• Launch sequences for products, courses, and donation campaigns that actually convert

• Crisis management content when the woke mob comes for you (and they will)

• White-glove strategy development based on insider knowledge of how spiritual deception spreads

Perfect for: The few Christian leaders who understand we're in an actual war and plan to win it.

Pay Monthly - Apostle Package

Why Most Christian Content Fails (And Mine Doesn't)

Problem #1: It's written for Christians, not conversion My Solution: I write to wake up the deceived, not comfort the convinced

Problem #2: It avoids controversy
My Solution: I seek out the battles other writers are too cowardly to fight

Problem #3: It begs for support instead of demanding transformation My Solution: I create content that makes supporting your ministry feel like joining a revolution

Problem #4: It competes on niceness instead of truth My Solution: I weaponize biblical authority to cut through spiritual deception like a sword

The Uncomfortable Truth About Christian Media

While you've been playing nice, the enemy has been playing to win.

Their content strategies are based on military-grade psychological warfare.

Their conversion funnels are designed by people who understand human nature at levels that would terrify you.

Their writers are being paid six figures to turn Christians into foot soldiers for the Antichrist.

And you're competing with... inspirational Bible verses?

What My Clients Are Saying

"In 3 months, our Substack went from 47 subscribers to over 2,300. More importantly, our monthly donations increased 400%. This isn't just content—it's spiritual warfare."

• Pastor M., Texas

"I was hemorrhaging members to progressive Christianity. Now I'm gaining members from progressive churches. The content doesn't just defend truth—it goes on offense."

• Ministry Leader K., Florida

"Finally, someone who writes like they actually believe the Bible instead of apologizing for it."

• Christian Influencer R., California

Fair Warning

This isn't for everyone.

If you want content that makes everyone comfortable, hire a seminary student.

If you want to avoid controversy, stick with stock photo inspiration posts.

If you think being "winsome" is more important than being biblical, keep doing what you're doing.

But if you're ready to:

• Build an audience that funds Kingdom work instead of just consuming it

• Create content that converts the deceived instead of confirming the convinced

• Fight spiritual battles instead of surrendering cultural ground

• Turn your biblical convictions into recurring revenue

Then let's talk.

How This Works

1. Choose your package using the payment links above

2. Fill out the strategy questionnaire I'll send within 24 hours

3. Receive your first content batch within 7 days

4. Watch your engagement and donations increase while your enemies gnash their teeth

Payment: Monthly subscriptions through Stripe (cancel anytime, but you won't want to)

Guarantee: If your engagement doesn't increase by 200% in the first 30 days, I'll refund your money and you keep all the content.

The Choice Is Yours

Keep writing content that gets ignored while the enemy converts your audience.

Or hire someone who's seen their playbook and knows how to beat them at their own game.

The false teachers aren't waiting. The progressive Christians aren't slowing down.
The spiritual deceivers aren't taking breaks.

Why are you?

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P.S. - I only take 3 new clients per month. Not because I'm trying to create false scarcity, but because this level of strategic content requires my full attention. If you're seeing this offer, spots are still available. If you're not ready to invest in content that actually wins souls and funds ministry, someone else will be.

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